I lol in the face of time.

I have three pocket watches. I need another one.

I use the sun
lol

Wearing a quality watch (regardless of the price) is a sign of refinement and maturity; i'd feel naked without mine. It's more convenient than cellphones, which essentially have the reputation of being disposable these days due to how often they're replaced, and frankly poor build-quality compared to a half-decent watch made with skill and love of the watch-making craft. Also it's much easier to look at your wrist than get your phone out of your pocket.

I've always worn mine on the left, despite being vaguely ambidextrous.

I have a pocket watch
I don't wear it at all, I have it in my pocket

Cellphone made my watch pointess. It's sync'd to a satellite in space and I'm getting time updates even if I'm not paying for coverage. It's just accurate all the time. But when I did wear a watch (something I stopped doing around 1996), I wore it on my left hand. I'm ambidextrous in many things, but I write with my right hand.

uhm..watch?
Isn't that something old people wear?

I don't wear a watch. I happen to be allergic to most metals they use for them.